While unpacking some miscellaneous desk items, I unearthed a post-it note on which I had scribbled some of the odder phrases that led people to my blog through search engines. Without further ado, I present the list.
IVF and pepper (huh?)
OB-GYN Christmas jingles (huh? two times!)
perfect me heart motives (sanctification for pirates!)
entrusted picture dictionary (how would you draw a picture of “entrusted”?)
want to be infertile (trust me, honey, you don’t)
arrested development in the emotions of an embryo (I… don’t even know what to say about that one)
chicken reproductive system pictures
And now, also:
artichoke reproduction system
I hope the chickens and artichokes are more successful at reproducing than I’ve proven to be!